For those of you who are not in the know I was recently in New York for an orientation/get to know ya’ type deal with the new boss. Ah, the new boss. He is the epitome of a geek. He is cute, skinny with glasses and loves to write code (computer programing for you non-geeks). Who could ask for more!? We had a good time hanging out in NY including dinner, theatre and drinks at a local watering hole. We saw “Take Me Out” which is a play about a gay star baseball player who comes out of the closet. I enjoyed the two nude shower scenes!

My boss is a cutie but as with all men he has his problems. The first and foremost is that he doesn’t realize he is gay! I know, I know. I can already hear you out there saying, “Why do all gay men think everyone is gay?!” Because they ARE!!! This one definitely leans toward the Dorothy side. Even the women in my office were saying so. And straight women can be kinda’ clueless when it comes to gay men. He’s also a bit of a control freak. He wants to know every little detail that is going on in the office where I work (basically to say yea or nay I’m sure) and immediately after that he puts out some type of disclaimer by saying, “I am not a control freak.” Really!? I also think he is borderline suicidal. While he was in Chicago he got out on our 15th floor window ledge. Can you believe that? So let’s see. I’m attracted to my boss who is a closeted control freak who has a death wish. Hmm… Sounds good to me! But as my dear friend Luther reminded me, “Never eat where you [defecate].” OK, I’m being nice.

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