When Resolutions Get in The Way

Happy New Year again.  I am sure this will be the year it all happens for me.  I can feel it in my bones.  New job, new body, new boyfriend.. I can't wait!  Hey, wasn't that what I said last year?!  Though I didn't get everything I hoped for last year I definitely put myself on the right road.  I joined a gym, started working out, eating better and actually lost weight.  Amazing how that happens with no Atkins diet!!  That whole willpower/commitment thing actually works!  But between you and me I'm actually glad when it fails for other people.  OMG!  I'm a selfish bastard!  Yes, I'm talking about all those people who join the gym at the beginning of the year and swear they are going to look like Colin Farrell by March.  I'm here to tell them it ain't gonna' happen!  I went to the gym this morning and I thought someone was giving away free government cheese in the locker room!  There were people all over the place! 

 

The main reason I go in the morning is to avoid the crowds.  Many mornings I have the locker room all to myself.  This morning was quite different.  There was some goober undressing right next to my locker.  I informed him that my locker was next to his and he wouldn't move his ass out of the way!  Fucking rude ass newbies!  And I won't even talk about the number of "big boned" people I saw this morning.  One dude was so big and burly I swear he glued a rug to his back!  To be fair there were definitely a couple of keepers.  I wouldn't mind spotting them on a bench press!  But one thing is a constant.  Ninety nine percent of all resolutions are usually broken within the first couple of months which means I will get the locker room back to myself VERY soon!